The Revues are In...

Happy New Year!
Hope 2013 found you Keeping It Cute.
Diva is a little under the weather with the crud of the season. Since I'm actually bed-ridden, you know the opinions came streaming in.
I decided I better clear up an announcement I made over Social Media.

I'm Out_Spoken_Diva. So of course there are some things I do in life with a little flair, drama, and attention. This one, I decided to be just that do it Dramatically.

If you follow me on Twitter or was fortunate to be a part of the my personal conversations on Facebook You know as of Jan. 1st I Semi-Retired from the world Male Revue Watching. Yes, semi-retired. I'm realistic. I'm FBF with Revuers. Revuers and I follower each other on Twitter. And I am Pals with one in real life.

I am just limiting my viewing that's all. Umm mostly to FB and YouTube.
WHY?
1. It's cheaper. I remember back in 2008, 2009 A friend and I could be sharing the same $10 tip money leave and have money left over to hit a fast food place. Now not only are some of these shows cover fees higher, they have the nerve to have better Revuers with good shows worth the dollars. LoL The last Revue every revuer was good. Every revuer got some kind of tip. What happened to sorry revuers that let me keep my money or take a restroom break. LoL Yes, a restroom break.
2. The real reason! Okay before 2011, I was went to maybe 2 revues every 3 years. Now I have been to 4 revues in 2 years. I don't care if there are women that are at revues every week and weekend. That is a lot for me. I feel desperate to see...uh huh...that. Especially when I was at them on two consecutive birthdays. Yes, It was for someone else birthday event. Yes I plan the trip because a friend wanted to finally see a particular revuer Yes, It was a bestie's going away event. But I was still there. Heck I was the one doing the research & planning so we only went certain particular ones (Hello I said I was pals with a... I don't just go to any ol' show that's any and everywhere).  I even think my conversation was leaning towards "Ooh girl DaDaDa is..." . Like I'm desperate to see it or something. And y'all know I'm not even like that. Time to reel it in some.
Now by my math I'm suppose to be Semi-Retired for about 6 years. I could do it. I mean y'all know I've gone without Chocolate for over twice as long. I Liked, Really Liked Chocolate. But I not going to say 6 years. I'm going to stay Semi-Retired until I get "The Diva's" priorities back in "Diva" fashion (Yep, Quiet and Calm). It could be tomorrow or never I go to another show. As long as I get that part of my life in shaped up to my standards.

Yeah I'll miss it. Y'all know I like a good show. The more creative, the better.  Anybody can gyrate to a R. Kelly song or Body Freak some random lady to 2 Chainz's Birthday Song. But a Revuer that Does a HeadStand under waterfall of bady oil & milk to I Have Nothing by Whitney Houston or Do Body Ticks and Splits all over a stage to a Techo song gets the dough. But I have pull the reigns in before this horse runs wild in my life. People can invite me to them. If you are planning to go to one, please invite me. That helps me know my progress. Just don't be shocked if I decline because I'm still Semi-Retired

So the Revues are in. I am out until I let you know I'm back in.

As always Talking to you in Adult Terms... *wink*