Not Interested in Dating: The Fashionally Unequally Yoked

Ok in this installment I focus on the way I like the men I date to dress. I am a little picky. There are some things an Adult man should not wear, in my opinion. And thanks to this week’s Things I Learned This Week or TILTW, I am not alone in some areas. So start with shirts.

Undershirts as Shirts  Living in the inner city, I see this lot. It makes me frown. It is an undershirt. It is meant to wear under your shirt to protect your shirt from body sweat. If you wear this in public, I won’t date you.

Polo or Polo Style Shirt is Your Only Casual Shirt with a Collar

Okay this opinion started when I started going to a more discriminating type night spots with dress codes. I heard a former friend and his friends feel relief or worry if somebody did or did not wear a Polo style shirt. That befuddled me so I asked what the fuss was. They explained it has a collar. I understood. I was under 25 and they were too so fashion options were limited. Fast forward 8 years and I started going out with the 25 and up crowd and that still some guys only collared shirts. Back to being befuddled. There are more shirts with collars that are not polo styled. Here are some examples.

Only Owning Tee Shirts Self-explanatory! Not dating you.

Alright bottom wear is very easy to say.

Sagging Pants What is wrong with wearing your pants correctly? Pants pulled up over your butt is how they are supposed to be worn. This is a Male No-No.

Point blank. If your pants don’t look like this,

I will not date you.

               

Male Skirts I just can’t. Something gross and creepy about it. Kanye West & Omar Epps might wear underwear but Mr. Pervert just wore it for “easy access”. It’s enough men that go commando with pants…. And I’m not going to finish that statement

Shoes Yes I have a slight opinionated preference on a man’s choice of footwear.

Sneakers I know it’s a male thing to wear. But when I hear a man complain about wearing these

 and especially these.

It tells me he spends an enormous time in these.

 I like men with footwear balance.

If You refer to You Dress Shoes as Church Shoes It is weird to hear an Adult man say that.

Children say that term. Either way it scream volumes to me about your life.

Sock & Sandals
I don’t get it.

 It looks uncomfortable. No you can’t have my number. Make it stop.

Okay these opinions are based on casual wear for men. Unless a man is wearing a dress suit that screams another decade or time period,

 

 

 

 I have no true opinion on Dress wear for men. I know shocking.

Sorry guys, I prefer my man to dress mostly like Ellen than Little Wayne.

 

 

 

 Oh, BHM's (Big Handsome Men) you don't get a pass. Dress like this

and you can converse with me. It’s just what I am interested. A lady just has a preference. *wink*

As Always, Talking to You in Adult Terms