Settling These Drank Debates

I asked you guys on Instagram, what topics did you want me to debate and Alcoholic Beverages was one of them. Here is the kicker, I'm not a major drinker. I can't even truthfully say I am a social drinker anymore. I can be in social events(even Brunch) and won't drink. And have a great time. But I will voice my opinion, anyway. Because these hot takes don't tell themselves.

Whoever made this meme deserves a full arm hug from me. Yes, a hug with Both arms. I don't understand the love for Hennessey. Why are folks willing to over-pay for mediocrity? Previously, I thought because I don't drink dark liquor straight but preferably with Vanilla Coke was why I didn't. So, I tried it by itself. And I stayed baffled. At least the price tag of Paul Masson says it's from JC Penney. It doesn't play like KG is favored quality. But if y'all want to give Henn, Ted Baker praise, praise on.

Speaking of cheap, I don't understand wine brands changing to twist tops. Twist tops cheapen the look of the bottle in my opinion. Recently, I saw that Cupcake replaced its cork and it broke my heart.

Cupcake is one of my affordable favorites. It's just like the brands that have the names Red or Pink Moscato on their labels and not Roscato or Rouse Moscato(Who surprisingly enough have twist tops, also). Bring the consumer's knowledge of the product up. Don't dumb yourself down.

And we all are trying to live a Champagne live. But let's tell the truth. Champagne taste like salty wine with bubbles.

Yes, I said it. I can't begin to imagine what "Swill" Sophia Petrillo created. Because even the "good stuff" has slight saltiness in it. But I won't be too opinionated about champagne. It does taste great in mimosas, poinsettias, & bellinis And those are nice drinkable items during brunch.

Finally, let's talk about this peer-pressured social past time with drinks called Shots. I wished shots were Never invented. The song by LMFAO & Lil John is good.

But I can't remember a time where I've had one & foolishness like N&V, falling & reenacting BBD's Poison video like I have good knees has not occurred. And nobody before ordering shots asks who would like one. The shots buyer comes back to the table and expects (demands LoL) everybody to take it. Shots need to be shamed out of popularity, point-blank period.

Y'all can come in the comments and give your opinions about alcoholic beverages. I will ban you from the blog if you slander;
Vodka Punch
Moscow Mules

Paul Masson & Vanilla Coke
Amaretto Sour
Pinot Noir
Pinot Grigio
Oak Leaf Sweet Red Blend.
And the ban will be forever and ever. LoL, No it won't. But please if you do drink, Drink Responsibly!!! I Care that You Live.

As Always Talking to You in Adult Terms!