In the Name of Line Dancing

Oh 2019, I was trying to end the year without being a goofy know-it-all. Then here comes The Bible Slide & the talk about it and well here I am.

As a Christian, I am not a big fan. But most secular songs that get a sacred makeover get a pause from me. Remember the remake of Music Soul Child's Love to God. *sigh* Yeah, I do. I also only know one "cool" "Christian" line dance. That is the Hallelujah Slide. I found that one after I was introduced to The Gospel Slide (Jesus Apostles' March). Which sounds a little hokey, but it gives me a good workout.

Now as a line dancer, I am not mad at The Bible Slide. It is simple enough to move my body along with it. I don't like complicated line dances. Yeah, it's corny, but it's based on the Cha-Cha Slide. The Cha-Cha Slide has been described as a ghetto Hokey Pokey by comedian, Martin Lawrence. And whenever I hear it come on I see it as such, even as I am going down low, all the way to the floor. So, The Bible Slide has no other choice but to be seen as goofy too.

Will I be adding this to my workout/line dance list? Nope!!! This tune is over 5 years old. I've been bopping around, getting finer without it just well. But I will dance to it at any of my church friends' or family parties. Oh and thanks to whoever it was that was scouring Youtube to find this "New to Us but Old to You" dance. We need a new discussion.

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