Since Folks are Outside...

Ladies' Night by Frank Morrison

The world unnerves me a lot, now that I am older. My adult niece hangs out in the world, sometimes. I listen to her tales of going out and chuckle. If I hear something odd, I give her a few warnings. But whenever I hear about young women missing after a night out, I quietly pray for her friends & her. I don't hang out like I used to, but I know the safety rules will Never change. And since every lady (and gentleman) doesn't me as their "older than them" lady in their lives, here is what women like my friends & I do to stay as safe as possible when going out. Yes, Gentlemen, adapt them to your lives also. Safety is Safety!

Dear Ladies,

So, I need to break down the "Friend Code" for some of you because clearly there are too many girls & women going missing or getting killed.

This is how we "Old Schoolers" roll.

•Code 1: "We leave together... We stay together...We come back together. NO, you're not leaving with some RANDOM dude & NO I'm not leaving you at the party by yourself!

•Code 2 "Both of us can't be sh*t face drunk (neither of you should), at least one person needs to be alert & aware of our surroundings!

•Code 3 "If you got to go to the bathroom or outside ." WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE DAMN BATHROOM AND OUTSIDE!!" Period!

•Code 4 "We don't accept drinks from strangers unless we're at the bar and watch the bartender pour".

•Code 5 "If I feel like you're too drunk to function, we're leaving the party early". (We'll fuss about you messing up the night later)

• Code 6 "If you just so happen to go missing. I will give you a maximum of 15-30 mins to show up before I Shut the place down and we ALL are going to be looking for your ass!!! FOR REAL!!! Everybody else can call the police 'cause I ain't going home without you!

•Code 7 "If you're fighting it better be one-on-one, otherwise we're all fighting" (Hopefully this ain't jumpin' off cause we are too classy and ladies)

•Code 8 and The Golden Rule, "The drop off person check-in or everyone who drove checks in when getting home" If we don't hear from you, we're coming to ya house 

Because these generations got the Friend Code messed up!! This is how we were raised... #oldschool #ladiessticktogether #friendsdontleave 

Cause I need ALL ladies to know these rules!!!!

Copied from a friend of a friend of a friend.🙂

Oh and say "Thank You Facebook" because some anonymous soul is posting our wise counsel on there.

As Always Talking to You in Adult Terms!