Okay many of my random blog topic come to me during my
random thought time or late at night when I’m trying to go to sleep. Then there
are times when I watching something non-thought provoking and a subject come to
me.
I was watching the Newlywed Game. The questions was Name
something your husband does not think is manly. One of the wives said “Touching
his butt”. My mother and I laughed and said we know some guys who feel the same
way. Then I said I don’t get slapping and squeezing butts anyway. And then this
blog topic came up.
I asked my ex turned best friend and he said “To find out if
it's soft and like to see it move”. Ok that made sense for a moment. Maybe for
someone who has a round butt but why do people who don’t have those get
smacked. Why do women smack guys on the behinds? To find out if it doesn't move. I just don’t understand what
is supposed to be sexy about it.
Y’all help me understand slapping and squeezing someone on
the butt. I’ve done it once or twice and still don’t get it. Was there a social
or bird & bee lesson I missed along the way. I get rubbing it in an
intimate way between two consenting adults. That makes sense. But random
slapping and pinching, I have a question mark on my face.
Maybe that’s why I react to being hit in a Not-So-Sexy way.
I just don’t understand. Probably identify with one of those husbands on the
Newlywed Game. The nicest thing I can say and have said is “Don’t do that” but
y’all know I forget to be nice when I feel violated.
Well maybe someone will help explain it fully to me. Maybe
something people do that will never be explained in a way I will understand. I
just don’t understand Butt slapping and squeezing. And keep your hand off of
mine.
As Always, Talking to You in Adult Terms
