Monday, May 22, 2023

Since Folks are Outside...

Ladies' Night by Frank Morrison

The world unnerves me a lot, now that I am older. My adult niece hangs out in the world, sometimes. I listen to her tales of going out and chuckle. If I hear something odd, I give her a few warnings. But whenever I hear about young women missing after a night out, I quietly pray for her friends & her. I don't hang out like I used to, but I know the safety rules will Never change. And since every lady (and gentleman) doesn't me as their "older than them" lady in their lives, here is what women like my friends & I do to stay as safe as possible when going out. Yes, Gentlemen, adapt them to your lives also. Safety is Safety!

Dear Ladies,

So, I need to break down the "Friend Code" for some of you because clearly there are too many girls & women going missing or getting killed.

This is how we "Old Schoolers" roll.

•Code 1: "We leave together... We stay together...We come back together. NO, you're not leaving with some RANDOM dude & NO I'm not leaving you at the party by yourself!

•Code 2 "Both of us can't be sh*t face drunk (neither of you should), at least one person needs to be alert & aware of our surroundings!

•Code 3 "If you got to go to the bathroom or outside ." WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE DAMN BATHROOM AND OUTSIDE!!" Period!

•Code 4 "We don't accept drinks from strangers unless we're at the bar and watch the bartender pour".

•Code 5 "If I feel like you're too drunk to function, we're leaving the party early". (We'll fuss about you messing up the night later)

• Code 6 "If you just so happen to go missing. I will give you a maximum of 15-30 mins to show up before I Shut the place down and we ALL are going to be looking for your ass!!! FOR REAL!!! Everybody else can call the police 'cause I ain't going home without you!

•Code 7 "If you're fighting it better be one-on-one, otherwise we're all fighting" (Hopefully this ain't jumpin' off cause we are too classy and ladies)

•Code 8 and The Golden Rule, "The drop off person check-in or everyone who drove checks in when getting home" If we don't hear from you, we're coming to ya house 

Because these generations got the Friend Code messed up!! This is how we were raised... #oldschool #ladiessticktogether #friendsdontleave 

Cause I need ALL ladies to know these rules!!!!

Copied from a friend of a friend of a friend.πŸ™‚

Oh and say "Thank You Facebook" because some anonymous soul is posting our wise counsel on there.

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Thursday, May 11, 2023

Ready to Love the Bald Red Updates (Answering Questions)


Everybody has Questions. Everybody has Answers. But It is All About Matching the Q to the correct A.


Q: Saw this and thought of you

A: This is a very hard choice. I wish I could have both abilities. I'm checking Guinness World Book when I finish this to see if anyone has done any of these two things. Both make me universally needed. Both would allow me the charge my own contract rates for my services. Being multi-lingual could put me in so many conversations my mind can even imagine to count. But being able to play every instrument will allow me to make my own music. My choice is Blue. It allows me to give people more smiles than Red. Bad news can still come from me with Red.

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So, be yourself. You can't handle the truth. I'm your host & I'm tired. 

Yes, I just gave three quotes to end this post. 

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Monday, May 8, 2023

The Cooking BFF's Platonic Thoughts (Answering Questions)


Want to know a Fun Fact about Me? Sure You Do. I wonder how many Q&A pictures are on the internet. So far, enough of them for me not to repeat one. 

Q: Saw this on Twitter right in time for this post.


A: I think Fantasia for the All-Around.
But why does Mary give me great "Casserole Queen" vibes?
A tasty Lasagna, any of the Tetrazzinis, nice Baked Macaroni & Cheese, a fine Meatloaf, and suchπŸ™ƒ

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I actually have the update, already. Maybe in the next video, I'll tell you guys. What do you think happened?

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Wednesday, May 3, 2023

A 15-Year-Old Blues Singer's Favorite Foods for Dinner (Answering Questions)

One minute y'all are silent. The next want my opinion. Oh well! Here are my beliefs.

Q: Would you rather have Dinner with Exes or Games Night with Enemies?

A: Because I believe I don't have enemies (Some people just don't like me. There is a difference), my choice is easy. My only issue is there will be a few guys that will want to get something off their chest. And sarcastic butt will say, "You good? Want a Cookie?". But as long as I don't have to speak to the worst boyfriend ever, I can muster through a dinner with my exes.

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Oh, I want to promise I will never attempt to rap again but I know I will break that vow, one day. And who wants to smash those knowingly? Oh yeah, all the answers were in the title.

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Tuesday, May 2, 2023

Talk About It Tuesday ($40)


$40!

HERE is an article of the story I am talking about.

40 Dollars!

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Thursday, March 30, 2023

My Favorite Holiday and That's Not Rio


Link to the Article I Spoke About
Inside Eureka Springs, the Bible Belt's LGBTQ Oasis 

Now, who wants to go to Eureka Springs, AR with me? The trip is from 6-8 hours by car or one can fly into Fayetteville, AR and rent a car and drive an hour to town. I might cry during the play. But you won't be able to make me a viral video because I'm having a praise break. Oh & pack an umbrella and rain bonnet just in case.

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✝️πŸ‡❤️ 

Happy Easter! Happy Resurrection Day!

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