Fake Boyfriend & Girlfriend Apps (and in time for Valentine's)

Yeah, I can't make this stuff up. There are apps called "Invisible Boyfriend" & "Invisible Girlfriend"  Their websites are https://invisibleboyfriend.com/ & https://invisiblegirlfriend.com/. Their claims are:
....gives you real-world and social proof that you're in a relationship - even if you're not - so you can get back to living life on your own terms.

All the news outlets from CNN to MTV are talking about.

Get texts from your 'Invisible Boyfriend'

This app will be your boyfriend for $24.99 a month — calls included

This App Lets You Catfish Yourself

Yes, for $24.99 a month one can make up a sweetheart.

If you think Jan Brady, a little girl on TV was making up a suitor, you would be shocked.  No, there are people over the ages of 18 & 21 out here making up lovers. They are some bold enough to flat out lie or hype up their rapport with some unsuspecting fool. I remember this chick I hung out with at LU that did that. For the purposes of this blog, I will call her Gobble-Gobble. I know one guy and suspect two others, Gobble-Gobble tried to deceive people about her interactions with them. I found out she lied about one a year later when he became one of my neighbors in a coed dorm. One night before a party, he brought it up & told me none of what she told people happened. His story was exact to what was told to me. I learned she told that one to a lot of people that went back and told him. And No, I never told her what dude told me. I wonder if those other guys thought or knew she was hyping up their interactions. I hope not. I love the people who unintentionally make a Lie True. But then I also like when they also make unwittingly bring out the Real Truth. Talk about having Dual Powers!!! LoL

Also there are ladies that claim to be the girlfriends or have slept with male revuers (strippers for the new people). I have heard many of them complain on Facebook about ladies lying on them. It was one of the reasons I didn't tell my friends about PAL (read mentions of him HERE and HERE) for months was because I didn't want No One to think I was lying about knowing him outside of his job. That's how hardcore & excessive these women lie, He & I just have a friendly rapport and I was nervous. Not an image or phenomenon I want to be a part of.

My mother thinks that people are going to use the app like I use my "Fake" wedding bands.

Hey, I have them to ward off undesirables. Like this fool

Yep, that says Big Nasty. More like Old Nasty

There might be some that will use the app to fool some guy that doesn't get the clue that they are not interested. They might as well. For $24.99, I would use that app every way legally possible. LoL

My ring set was just $3.99 on clearance. I will stick to my silent method of ward away the romantically unwanted that come my way.

I don't know why it is shocking that these apps exist. We should have known it was a matter of time. Few months ago I saw this on the internet.

I immediately thought, he had to much time on his hands. Now he has an app to go along to support his selfies. And then there are these "Boyfriend Pillow"

You can either knit one for you or buy one at retailers like Walmart or Amazon. Now these people are just trying to be comfortable in the bed. Those arms could keep you are little warmer at night. I wonder if that product could've been the idea that inspired the apps.

Well, I hope people use these fake sweetheart apps wisely. Boy, the tech world is a beast. Any and everything can be an app. I won't be downloading it (you can check my  phone). Anyone have an issue that I am single, tough. But to who do, Have Fun!!!

As Always, Talking to You in Adult Terms