In my opinion, is takes away from the beauty of a man's smile.
Now, before people who know me in Offline Land come for me, let me say a few things. Yes, I am related/have been related to people with gold teeth. You've not lived until you have an older relative who gets gold in their dentures. Yes, I one of my friends has a gold tooth. I also am not going to ever date her. Keyword is Her. And Yes, I have dated a man with gold teeth. Actually this guy is on the "Good Ex" list. He is probably the leader of the pack. Again the keyword is Ex.
I would Never date him again. His gold teeth is probably a very, very minor reason. Growing into different people over the years is the major reason. He didn't have gold teeth when we first started dating that mid-summer. He mentioned that he wanted gold teeth and thought I was dissuading him into getting them. I blame my passive aggression. That issue needed direct bluntness. In October, he came by my place to show off his new accoutrements. I didn't handle it well. I felt like he messed up the smile that I Loved.
We almost broke up right then behind his gold teeth. Keyword is Almost. We broke up later behind less petty reasons. At 20 years old, you almost break up behind gold teeth. Today, I'm most definitely breaking up with a man who gets gold teeth. Matter of fact, when he says he want to get some, I am telling him I will break up with him if he gets them. What is wrong with having natural looking teeth?
I know the reason all people who gold teeth was not a cosmetic one. Some people lose their teeth for various reasons. But even to them, why gold? What about getting the cheaper silver (Oh, gold is Not cheap (dentist office or black market)) cap and save for porcelain or ceramic (That can be strangely higher than gold). But that is their mouth and I don't have to kiss them. Yes, the ex had good oral care when we dated.
Sorry Mr. Goldy, we won't be dating.
You should've invested in Lasix. It's just my preference, that's all. We can know each other. We can be good buds. Oh trust me, there is a lady out there for you.
As Always, Talking to You in Adult Terms






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