I can be mean & rude. Pray for me. A meme popped up recently, that brought up how the jerk in me protected me. During my UTA summers, I came home and took classes at a community college in Dallas called El Centro. Yes, it's the same place where the sniper who shot the police officers, July 2016, decided to hide & was killed. I don't drive now, so you know I didn't drive then. I rode the bus.
There used to be these guys that dress in all white tunics & headwraps in my area & downtown. They were a part of a cult and sold "oils & fragrances". One morning, one of the guys approached me with the line, "Don't I know you". Most people don't know I have an elephant-like memory. So, I know he didn't know me. I simply said "I used to do porn". Those were the days of porn tapes, maybe DVDs and not Pornhub. So, he didn't have a phone to check. He backed the heck up in shock. And I didn't buy any of his so called "oils".
But why didn't he said, "Hi! Can I sell you some oil"? What is wrong with;
"Hello"
"Hi"
"How are you"?
Or just nicely say what you want.
Why must people try to be cute & clever when greeting strangers? I've never understood that. I have never known this to actually work on strangers. If you have let me know and tell me Hi in the comments.
Oh before you ask, my porn name is Bake 'n' Cakes. Watch someone go look that name up and get a bakery or Pinterest boards of sweet treats.
As Always Talking to You in Adult Terms
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