On Being Pro-Side Hug

Dear Outspoken_Diva in September 2017,

     You will be defending Side Hugs in October 2017. Child...Brace your spine. And when did you start deleting tweets? This could have had a different tone, but you don't have receipts. Letting your Lessons from 2016 slip from you. *tsk, tsk*
Love You Girl,

Outspoken_Diva After September 2017

Raise your hand if you side hugs people with a genuine heart, like me.❤ Now, take the forefinger of that hand and point at the people that hug, kiss, & say caring words to others, but don't mean it or even do it out of rote habit. Thank You!!! The popular slang as I write this is "I'm a Real One". Well let me be a "Real One" & tell why I am not just Pro-Side Hug, I'm a Side Hug Master.

I am Not in the Smothering Business. You've seen me, I have a large bust. But I am very careful with mine. I refuse to be a stereotype of a large woman. I can just see me looking like somebody's "big mama", jiggling from side to side while the person I'm hugging is turning blue.

I'm Being Respectful. Tell me when has a side hug looked inappropriate. My ex-turned pal, Rom-Com(His Story is HERE) hated for me to side hug him when he was a single man. We had this kind of discussion, years ago. Hey, I was just keeping it G-rated between us. After his father died, he sent me an email telling me he totally understood side hugs at that point. His now wife, then fiance, saw us one-arm embrace after the service and didn't trip. She also saw a former sex buddy of his give him a full embrace and was very upset. So actually, Side Hugs Keeps the Peace!!!

And of Course, Accidents Happen. Do you know how many times my bust has been sideswiped unintentionally? Do you how many awkward looks are the result of those occurrences? It's rather hard to accidentally rub up against a boob while giving a side hug. Believe me, I'm a Master, I did my research.

It just looks like a Buddy Hug to me. I hug people like this all the time. Buddy Hugs are like more intimate waves. Nothing more, darn sure can't be less.

It's not I don't ever give full embraces. I just give side ones more. So, Y'all can, can it on this Side Hugs are Fake Hugs issue. No, Fake Hugs are Fake Hugs. And again we all know there are some very fake full embraces out there.

Look at Jesus and Judas...wait that fake hug resulted in saving souls(if you believe like I do). Well, I can't think of any other widely known fake hugs, so I bid you guys adieu with a BIG Side Hug from my Heart.❤

As Always Talking to You in Adult Terms