My Dating Grey Areas (“Not Interesting in Dating” Supplement)

Me and my big mouth mentioned in this Blog, I was not trying to do a blog on "My Grey Areas of Dating". I received four emails, all from men, wanting to know my grey areas. Unfortunately, I know one of these guys will fall under 2 of these areas. So I decided to do it. I only have 3 types of guys that are under a yes, no, maybe, and depends on his situation category. There are called the Lite Black, Grey & Lite Grey areas. The closer it is to white, makes it more acceptable is to consider.

Bisexual Men: I know I said I date only Heterosexual men. Yet, I know someone married to a bisexual man so that gave me a chance to have an opinion to think on. First I was at a total No Way Jose. Then I met this guy that married a lady I know. He is attracted to both sexes but only dated women and he had a few friends that did the same thing be it with men or women. So bisexual men like him exist. So if you’re a bisexual man and Never dated or will date a man, I’ll date you. Yes, you guess it is the “Lite Black” area.

Fathers: As of last November I don’t know that I know any heterosexual & never married or legally divorced men that don’t have children. That guy got married. A man with children is a "Grey" area. I’ll date a man with a child or children but I have limits. And to help me decide my limits, I developed an equation. I call it the “Fatherhood Equation”. The limit result must not be greater than 3.  It goes towards your character for me. Since I have been made aware that guys who might be interested in me are reading this, I won’t reveal the equation. I will give out the variables involved. First, you must answer this question: What do you describe the woman or each woman that has borne your child or children? Ex-Wife, Mother of your Child, or Baby Mama are the possible answers. That determines if I even start the equation. Answer correctly (no hints and yes there is a wrong answer and) and then I need to know the following:

1.     Age

2.    Career or Job

3.    Number of Children (including soon to be born)

4.    Number of Women that have given birth to your offspring (Probably is answered in the starter question but just in case he leaves off someone by “accident”)

5.    Physical Time Spent with Children

Again the closer you are to 3 without going over the more likely I’ll date you. Yes, I do all this in my head in the “getting to know you” time. I work with equations for a living, it’s second nature to the run numbers.

Living with Your Folks: I love that meme. Okay, I moved back home after college and I’m still here. But I was needed. I told y’all that Here! So, I get it. That guy, I can date. Heck, some of you not living with your parents actually need to, as quiet as it is kept. Then there is the guy saving money on a house or at least a better place to stay and deciding to live at home for a little while. I might date him but only if he is helping around the house. He needs to be taking the slack off of his parents not be a burden. His mother can’t cook and have to wash the dishes. Father wash the car and the dude I’m dating is mowing the yard. He needs to also be chipping in on the groceries and food bill. I don’t date freeloaders, period. I will not be dating a guy who just lives at home without a reason. That’s the "Lite Grey" area.

Okay, those are my color-coded Dating Grey Areas. Proceed carefully.  No more, no less. If you were not described in this or any of the other blogs (New Announcement. Pastors, Ministers, and Other Church Leaders, Fashion Unequally Yoked, Chubby Chasers, Foreign Born, and Strippers) I might date you. I told you that it was easier & quicker to talk about who I will not date than will date. *smile* Okay all minds clear, Great!!!

As Always, Talking to You in Adult Terms